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Welcome to my month of narcissism!!!
You may not know this, but each year when the sun enters Aries, my month of narcissism begins.
The best way to trigger the worst people in the world is by loving yourself unapologetically, no matter how much they try to tear you down. So, during my month of narcissism, I am insufferable. I am entitled. The world is my oyster.
This year in honor of my month of narcissism, I am holding a special event on my birthday to help you embrace your inner narcissist.
Join me at 8pm eastern time on April 12 to learn how to Embrace Your Inner Narcissist.
The event is completely free to join, but you’re welcome to make a donation when you register for my birthday if you’re inclined.
Here’s why you should attend the event:
The first step to getting what you want in life is to believe you are worthy of receiving that thing.Â
Do you know what type of people have no problem with that? Narcissists.
There's a reason so many narcissists can become phenomenally successful in the world: They go and take it with an absolute belief that they are entitled to whatever they want.
Confidence. Self-Empowerment. Deserveability. A belief that they can have anything (and anyone) they want. Narcissists see themselves as the most accomplished, the best looking, the brightest, the most connected, the most talented, etc.Â
And regardless of whether any of those things are true, because narcissists see themselves as the best, they are able to trick others into seeing them as the best as well. Thus doors are opened, corporate ladders are climbed, and elections are won...all because they have an inner confidence stemming from their narcissism.
There's a lot that non-narcissists can learn from this.Â
Of course, there's also a downside to being a narcissist that gives them a bad reputation: The smear campaigns, outbursts, and general chaos and destruction.Â
However, for our purposes, we won't talk about the negative stuff. We can pick and choose which attributes we learn from and which we cast aside as unproductive.Â
In this free webinar, you'll learn how to embrace your inner narcissist. We're going to focus on the helpful elements of narcissism, the things that will propel anyone forward toward more success, greater influence, and getting more of what they want in life.
If you're worried about turning into a narcissist, don't!Â
First, everyone has narcissist traits in them (yes, even you) - if we didn't have them, we would never take care of ourselves!Â
But more importantly, real narcissism is a combination of genetics and your childhood experiences, not something that will develop as an adult. If you're not a narcissist already, you are in the clear (and if you are a narcissist, you'll probably never believe you are one anyone, so just as good!).Â
If you’re convinced, join me for this free training. I hope to see you there!
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